How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The Labour Party.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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