- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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