Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Tucker Rivera

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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