"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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