Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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