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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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