Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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