A man penetrates another man.

this website even though its hilarious.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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