Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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The Labour Party.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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