Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's just not right? Left

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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