How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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My jeans

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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