- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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