- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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