How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Turkey Balls

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Anti Joke

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