whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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