- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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