whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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