- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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