What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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