Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...