- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Womans baksetball...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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