Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Womans baksetball...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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