- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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