Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Indians

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

black people swimming

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's big and messy? A big mess

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's just not right? Left

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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