How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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