- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

a man was shot.... he died

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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