- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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