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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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