- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Women.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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