- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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