- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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