- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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