- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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