- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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