- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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