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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The american education system.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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