Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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guess what? bannanas

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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