- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

your so fat. your fat!

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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