What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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