Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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