Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Anti Joke

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