- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Tucker Rivera

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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