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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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