- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's funny? Women's rights.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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