Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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