- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

woman's rights

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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