- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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