I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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