- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Robin, get in the car!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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