- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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