- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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