Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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womens rights

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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