What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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