- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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