Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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