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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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