What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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