life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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