- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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