why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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