- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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