How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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