A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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