A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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