Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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