- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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