- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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