- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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