- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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