- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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