- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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