What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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