Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

i'm hard

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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