- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Pain Olympics.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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