- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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