- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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