Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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