- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock Who's there

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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