- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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