- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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