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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What is 9+10? 19

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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