- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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