- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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