When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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