- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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