- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

9/11 my birthday

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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