why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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