why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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