- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Charlie Sheen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

i hate non minorities!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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