Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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