Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Get on the boat.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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