- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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