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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Anti Joke

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