What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A car walks into a bar.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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