Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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