- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Actually it was me Josh brown

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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