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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How you know when dislextic

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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