what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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13 =B you just learned something

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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