Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Anti Joke

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