Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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