The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Tucker Rivera

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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