what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Fat? Jesse Z

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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