why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock knock Come in

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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