I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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