- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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